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    9 Words Women Use (stereotype or true?)

    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

    * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

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    That just re-opens a lot of wounds.
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    I remember this "fact sheet" that went around the office about five years ago.

    None of the females in the office were offended; in fact most seemed to agree with it. They could see the humor in it easily.
    Only a moral and virtuous people are capable of freedom; the more corrupt and vicious a people becomes, the more it has need of masters. -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Im thinking those words are pretty darn close there lol! I know I use a few of them

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    I only do #9, none of the others Is it weird that my husband does more of those things than I do?? What does that say about our relationship
    Great Googly Moogly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trapper7 View Post
    I only do #9, none of the others Is it weird that my husband does more of those things than I do?? What does that say about our relationship
    your the man in the relationship? o-o

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    the truth hurts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halt View Post
    your the man in the relationship? o-o
    Last time I checked, no.
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