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    elephant versus pygmy

    A hunter walking through the jungle
    found a huge dead elephant with a pygmy
    standing beside it.

    Amazed, he asked "Did you kill that?!"

    The pygmy said, "Yes."

    The hunter asked, "How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast
    like that?"

    "I killed it with my club."

    The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"

    The pygmy replied, "There are about 60 of us."

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    what do you find between an elephants toes?





    slow running natives


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    how to get an elephant

    First they dig a hole in the ground that is large enough to fit an elephant in, and then put a liberal sprinkling of ashes in the bottom. Then they camouflage the top of the hole with pea plants from a neighbors garden. Then you wait, and eventually, the elephant . . . .
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    comes to take a pea,









    you kick him in the ash hole.
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    boooo =] hahah. i love word modification jokes!
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    Hehe. xD
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