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    Joke Of The Day

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I
    haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
    terrible."

    "What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have
    that before"

    Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a
    cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

    Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
    happened to your hand?"

    Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
    got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted
    with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
    Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds
    flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

    Bartender: "You're kidding," said the bartender! , "you couldn't lose
    an eye just from bird crap."
    Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook"

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    Haha, that seems like something I would do on accident...
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    That's a good one Jim!

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