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Thread: Climate change cause finally found!

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    Climate change cause finally found!

    After decades of observation, research, world travel and data gathering, pseudo-scientist rattler_mt takes the occasion of Earth Day to announce the definitive cause of climate change.
    “Climate change is caused by one simple and overlooked thing,” rattler said, “and that is … leaves.”

    “For the entire life of the Earth, the emergence of leaves in the Spring cause the temperature to rise. The more leaves that trees hold, the hotter it gets. Then, in the Autumn, when trees drop their leaves, the temperature invariably plummets. The cause and effect is as obvious as the face behind your nose,” he concluded.

    The facts are indisputable. Wherever there are leaves, it is warm. Where there are few or no leaves, it is cold. The Amazon and the Antarctic are proof of the theory: one is always hot and the other is always frozen, and the presence or absence of leaves is the difference. Over the rest of the earth, the annual cycle never varies: leaves emerge and temperatures rise; leaves disappear and temperature falls.

    Competing ideas are overcomplicated hogwash. Al Gore is a shyster and a crook, and the media has it backwards: “Green” is not the answer, “green” is the CAUSE!
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    What a relief! I had been worried about that all day. I can go about my day in peace, now.

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    Hey, 17 years ago today I was attacked from behind, beaten and arrested by some of Minneapolis' finest officers at the Earth Day protest against NSP storing their leaky casks next to the Mississippi river head. I can almost still taste the cement and mace! Such misty watercolor memories...

    I'm glad environment change isn't laid on humanity's shoulders that means we're free to do whatever we want. Whew!

    Now, about my idea of harnessing black holes to use as an energy source...

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    black holes huh?.......have you checked Washington DC? money seems to be collected and sent there never to be seen again.....it also seems to suck all intelligence out of ppl who choose to work there........
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    No wonder it's so hot in my room...
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    This is good news, somebody throw another tire on the fire to celebrate.
    "We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should." - Kurt Vonnegut

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    A perfectly funny example of Correlation-implies-causation fallacy.
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    no burden heavier than that of conscious life. "
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    ...Of course! It all makes sense now.
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