I have successvully taken over ze forums....Herr Andrew has been taken prisoner by my allies to the south und he vas put into ze torture chamber until he gave up ze passvords to the administrator controls ov zisss site.....didnt take long.....ze little boy ist very ticklish....
azzz your new fearvul leader i have some demands ov my subjects
Eins: i vill from here on be addressed as "Mein Führer" ven you seek permission to talk to me.....failure to do so will result in immediate dismissal to zee gas chamber(i vill introduce you to my enforcers in eine minuten).......also "Your Highness" is encouraged but not required......
Zwei: seed grown nepenthes vill be strictly verboten.......i vill seek to improve ze genus through cloning via tissue culture to produce my master race....anything but TC vill immediately be destroyed via sending them to my secret police who vill dispose ov them prperly im sure....failure to do so vill mean immediate dragging to ze gas chamber....
Drei: zere vill be no indiscriminate breeding ov plants.....only zee purist forms vill be used.....inferior breeds vill be eliminated.....breeding wthout zee proper permit vill be punishable by zee gas chamber.....
Vier: in a few days i vill be sending a formal letter of intent to invade zee CPUK forums.....zey can come quietly or not, is no concern ov mine.....i have a huge supply ov biologic veapons as well as massive amounts ov small arms.....
as for zee enforcers......dis ist Herr Jake and Frauline Bear.......
do not let their looks fool you Frauline Bear ist an evil lil vitch.....she vill take you out at zee knees if you do not comply....Herr Jake ist my secret weapon.....ve have recently svitched his diet and not only is he able to clear a room vith his gas, it vill also peel ze paint off zee valls.....thirty seconds in a room with him vill have you begging vor mercy....90 seconds will render you incapable ov eating for a few hours......180 seconds leads to brain damage.....much more and there ist no hope for you....
you may now talk amongst your selvs.....but remember resistance means DEATH!
Guten Nacht,
Der_Führer
azzz your new fearvul leader i have some demands ov my subjects
Eins: i vill from here on be addressed as "Mein Führer" ven you seek permission to talk to me.....failure to do so will result in immediate dismissal to zee gas chamber(i vill introduce you to my enforcers in eine minuten).......also "Your Highness" is encouraged but not required......
Zwei: seed grown nepenthes vill be strictly verboten.......i vill seek to improve ze genus through cloning via tissue culture to produce my master race....anything but TC vill immediately be destroyed via sending them to my secret police who vill dispose ov them prperly im sure....failure to do so vill mean immediate dragging to ze gas chamber....
Drei: zere vill be no indiscriminate breeding ov plants.....only zee purist forms vill be used.....inferior breeds vill be eliminated.....breeding wthout zee proper permit vill be punishable by zee gas chamber.....
Vier: in a few days i vill be sending a formal letter of intent to invade zee CPUK forums.....zey can come quietly or not, is no concern ov mine.....i have a huge supply ov biologic veapons as well as massive amounts ov small arms.....
as for zee enforcers......dis ist Herr Jake and Frauline Bear.......
do not let their looks fool you Frauline Bear ist an evil lil vitch.....she vill take you out at zee knees if you do not comply....Herr Jake ist my secret weapon.....ve have recently svitched his diet and not only is he able to clear a room vith his gas, it vill also peel ze paint off zee valls.....thirty seconds in a room with him vill have you begging vor mercy....90 seconds will render you incapable ov eating for a few hours......180 seconds leads to brain damage.....much more and there ist no hope for you....
you may now talk amongst your selvs.....but remember resistance means DEATH!
Guten Nacht,
Der_Führer