I've been busy lately and not had much time here, but had to share this right quick. It's from an e-mail forward I received.
"I think I'll just go pick some chips off the Doritos tree in the backyard and then visit the steak vine.
They walk among us & they are allowed to vote!!!!!"
I knew the meat from the supermarket didn't taste real, but I had no idea that was actually the case. LOL