150 years ago today (9-17-1859) failed businessman Joshua Norton declared himself "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico". He became something of a celebrity folk hero in San Francisco in his day. Discordian Popes and Subgenii honor this day of mental instability by declaring their right to rule something silly.
In honor of Emperor Norton I want you to declare yourself the Sovereign Emperor of something for one day. Your machine at work, your school desk, your cubicle, your garage, even your toilet seat. Post your declaration here if you wish!
A link to his craziness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
Read the wiki of his exploits and enjoy!