So, I have an adorable (albeit Amazon of a) sister.
And she's the stereotypical, "it's-not-cool-to-be-smart" kid.
Which leads to some pretty funny scenes.
Like this morning, when she was looking at my fish tank. She complimented my gorgeous Jack, and then asked if my female bichir had babies yet.
Me: No, not yet. I think she's a looong way off from that.
Her: But she's fatter than the other one! Ain't she pregnant?
Her: It looks pregnant, though!
Me: o_o most fish don't get pregnant.
Her: Yeah they do! How else they gonna have babies?
Me: These don't. The female lays the eggs first, and then...eh...
Her: And then babies is born!
Me: No! The female lays the eggs and then the male-
Her: Comes along and spermerizes them! That's right! Okay!
Me: >-< sure.
And if no one thought that was the least bit funny/cute/awkward, here's pictures of my lovely cuddlebugs:
The lighter one is the male, and his name is General NomNoms. The darker one is the female, and her name is Sergeant NomNommed (I named her that before I knew she was a female, and because she had been badly om-nommed by oscars in the fishstore)