I picked up a package from the post office this morning and asked them, when they handed it to me, whether it had been used for soccer practice. I got a shrug and the stink eye from someone who looked like Newman from Seinfeld. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zG_PN31YJU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtaV...eature=related
I suppose that the stamp should have read: PERISHABLE LIVE PLANTS: KEEP FROM HEAT OR COLD OR THE THREAT DISPLAYS OF LOWLAND GORILLAS.
Too expensive already, I suppose. Too wordy.
The plant, miraculously enough, was fine . . .