OMG Swords That's hilarious but I don't know whether to laugh or cry really.
Wow, where do you start It might actually be interesting to list the HUGE number of reasons someone would want to grow plants other than to get high then make that guy sit through listening to it!"Well I can't figure out why a young guy would wanna grow plants unless you could get high on them..."
Because that's where they keep the secret knowledge! So funny...so sad..."Why would you go into a bookstore? I've never been in one - what would you do in there?"