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    Happy ZombieJesus Day!

    Hope the bunny brought you something good.

    "Is that chocolate.. or poop? *tastes it* It's chocolate!"
    "What if that had been poop?"

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    egg

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    As zombies rise, rabbit-bird hybrids fly through the skies.
    <Av8tor1> as big as peat is, the bear runs not him

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    Funny story... when I was in 8th grade, my friend and I noticed a few colorful, plastic eggs poking out from under my fence. Peeking over the fence, we realized that some proactive neighbors were setting up for an easter egg hunt. Well, as adolescents with nothing to do, we thought it would be funny to take out the candy and chocolate found inside the eggs, and replace it with whatever we could find around the house. In the end, we filled half a dozen eggs with either dog poo, vegetable oil, chocolate syrup, or salt.

    A few hours later, to our surprise, we had an angry mother in a pink bunny suit banging on our backdoor, yelling at my brother about trying to poison the neighborhood children. One of the less rational periods of my life, but a funny story, nonetheless.

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    non of that is poisonous , why did they not use real eggs afraid the kids might get healthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mato77429 View Post
    Funny story... when I was in 8th grade, my friend and I noticed a few colorful, plastic eggs poking out from under my fence. Peeking over the fence, we realized that some proactive neighbors were setting up for an easter egg hunt. Well, as adolescents with nothing to do, we thought it would be funny to take out the candy and chocolate found inside the eggs, and replace it with whatever we could find around the house. In the end, we filled half a dozen eggs with either dog poo, vegetable oil, chocolate syrup, or salt.

    A few hours later, to our surprise, we had an angry mother in a pink bunny suit banging on our backdoor, yelling at my brother about trying to poison the neighborhood children. One of the less rational periods of my life, but a funny story, nonetheless.
    I'll be honest, I fell out of my chair laughing.
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    It's already been brought to my attention that "people" have taken offense to my thread title.

    I'm not making fun. It's my religion as well..

    But if you've ever seen my face, you'd realize Jesus has a sense of humor too.
    I even wished him a Happy ZombieDay in my morning prayer.
    So lighten up..

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    Its funny how easily people get offended over things like these. I am not religious at all but even if I was I would still find this to be funny.

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