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    No more... (gasp)

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    The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a medium at large.
    He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    Local Area Network in Australia=LAN down under
    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
    A backwards poet writes inverse.
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway...
    A bicycle can't stand on its own because its two-tired.

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    Some names

    A man named “Christmas” became a priest. He became “father Christmas”.

    Justin time

    A man whose last name was “pig” called his daughters “Ima” and “Ura”.

    Dr. Death (apparently he changed his name!)

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    I once walked into a shop called Good Wood and gave them a hard time.

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    A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

    I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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    I just made this one:

    Q. Do people have souls?
    A. Yes, on their feet.

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    The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

    Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

    The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

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    A man whose last name was “pig” called his daughters “Ima” and “Ura”.
    ummm, that was a Texas Governor I believe...and their true name was Hogg. It is a true story and actual names.
    "the memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime"

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