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Thread: Carnivorous plant jokes, let's hear 'em!

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    What do you call a Drosera's male child?
    A son dew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D_muscipula View Post
    Q: Why was the flytrap quick to snap?
    A: It was on it's period. xD


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    Maybe not a CP joke but more of a horticulture joke...

    I'm sure you've heard the saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"...
    Well, you can lead a hor-ti-culture but you can't make her think.

    No offense to the ladies on here, just a joke my professors tell.
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    And now for Sonata in S. minor.

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    Wire, I uhh...don't get it.
    Gettin there...

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    Minor key. It's a music joke.

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    Oooooohhhh...haha thanks.
    Gettin there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcmcnair View Post
    Maybe not a CP joke but more of a horticulture joke...

    I'm sure you've heard the saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink"...
    Well, you can lead a hor-ti-culture but you can't make her think.

    No offense to the ladies on here, just a joke my professors tell.
    Booooo

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