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Thread: Carnivorous plant jokes, let's hear 'em!

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    Time for casting Snakes On A Plane 2!

    First audition : Cobra Lily

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    Cobra Lily fails so it tries to audition as Voldemort's evil pet

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    Venus-fly trap: The only plant able to eat extraterrestrial insects.

    Forget just Nepenthes playing in major league baseball. Why can all carnivorous plants play major league baseball?
    'Cause they're great at catching flies!
    (I can't believe no one used that joke already.)

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    A Sarracenia walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
    -Emily

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    Ha, I've been off the forum for like a week because I started a new job. I'm glad to see this thread exploded!
    view my growlist
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    What do you say to a mouthy VFT?

    "Shut your trap!"

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    Why couldn't the Drosera and Utricularia eat any more?

    Because they were fulva!

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    What do you call a Drosera expecting a baby boy?

    Sundew!

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