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    What is a Sarracenia's favourite ice-cream?

    Vanilla flava!

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    How does the Roman Goddess of love catch flies?

    In her fly trap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobile View Post
    What do you call a Drosera expecting a baby boy?

    Sundew!
    Hey! I used that one already!

    No, really, that's okay.

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    Which type of carnivorous plant opens wine bottles?

    A corkscrew plant!

    What happens if a black bug lands on a red sundew?

    It gets stuck.

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    What does the Greek God Helios drink out of?

    A sun-pitcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobile View Post
    What does the Greek God Helios drink out of?

    A sun-pitcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plant Planter View Post
    Hey! I used that one already!

    No, really, that's okay.
    oops.... sorry, but there is a lot of plagiarism in jokes

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    What is green and smells like the inside of a red Venus flytrap?
    The inside of a green Venus flytrap!

    What carnivorous plant cultivar drinks blood?
    "Dracula."

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