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Thread: Carnivorous plant jokes, let's hear 'em!

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    Carnivorous plant jokes, let's hear 'em!

    I thought it would be fun to make a thread where members can create and share jokes about carnivorous plants. I got the idea after thinking one up earlier. I imagine this will be a challenging task, reserved for witty persons. Let's do this!

    Here's my joke.
    Q: What did the flytrap say to the waiter?
    A: Uh, yes... I'll have a cheeseburger with flies.
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    A tad off topic, in Foresty school there was a bad joke about sand pine Pinus clausa in 'Floda.' Whomever asked about that species was told it had "sandy claws." Oft told around Christmas.

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    Its not a 'real' joke, but last november, just the face my girlfriend had when she open the fridg. "Oh honey, forgot to say, i have my 22 vfts and my 15 sarra in dormancy in there, all the food is on the table"

    The 3 big pots in black plastic bags take almost half of the space lol

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    What is a Drosera roramia's favorite drink?


    Mountain Dew.
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    Why can't a Pinguicula bake anything?
    'Cause all its butter got warts.

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    Nice!
    Okay, here's are some I came up with.

    Q: What did the spider say to the flytrap?
    A: Are you gonna finish that?

    Q: Why was the flytrap quick to snap?
    A: It was on it's period. xD
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    Why do Nepenthes plants play major league baseball?
    'Cause they're pitcher plants!
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