We have a lot of those "witty" beggar signs here, but I've come to find they all simply trade the signs around and "work" different locations with them. If anything, the attempts at humor bother me the most, especially when you see some of them with infants or malnourished dogs that almost serve as props. I will only help the elderly or people with obvious mental illness, not able-bodied libertines. If they just cut out the BS and made signs that read, "Need heroin, don't want diarrhea," and I may throw them a buck. Otherwise, there are plenty of resources here to get the people without serious mental illness off the streets. They just have to make the decision to stop their drug-induced, permanent vacation.