Agreed. But seriously, the location data on my plants says "Halley's Comet." So every 75 years I put my collection in the oven for their necessary heat rejuvenation period.
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"The Venus Flytrap is so named because it actually originated on the planet Venus, and was carried to Earth on a meteorite approximately 500,000 years ago during the last Venusian crustal upheaval."
Venus flytrap - Uncyclopedia - Wikia
How can gravity be so strong if it doesn't even lift?