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    what do you think of the last minute canidate Nep Rajah from the borneo
    I love nepenthes

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    Copper, I'm afraid a Marsh would bog down the runners.

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    I run with Bromeliads and use my Devil's Claw when feeling trapped. It may sound a little Quasi to the Cacti but those prickers hurt.

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    Tamlin, watch out! If you try to wring your opponent's nectar, you campaign will go down the tubes.

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    Andrew got it right - the public is rather hard to please. But if utric 'em, you can win 'em. Of course, many see you as a rather slimy character, so you have to convince them that you are truly one of them. For example, don't use longifolia words, like neo-caledonica and triphyophyllum. If you act all upity, you'll make them think you are of hybreed, and the masses don't like aristocroloides. Show 'em you're a genlisea american, that you have a lot in communis with them. To dew this, dew something really american, like playing baseball for example. You can catch flies, and I know you're a great pitcher! This will give you a gigantea edge over your competitors, making them livida with rage. Try to avoid violacea though - people dionaea would cause adelae in the election - adelae of weeks or even monanthos!

    Also, you'll need an advisory board. May I suggest Pete Moss as a top-seeded candidate? I know he may look like dirt, and he has a history of pot addiction, but you got to leaf him a little Slack - there's more to him than you can see on the surface. After all, many of the things we all enjoy actually have their roots in him. And he's a great guy to have in public office with you - he's always perlite and under-sanding.

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    I must agree with Noah, I hear Pete can be molded quite nicely. And he's so perlite, he just charms the ladies.
    Not to mention he's such a fun guy!
    17 Nash Rd.
    North Salem, NY 10560

    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

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    The trouble with Pete Moss is that he has a rare disease - some people get sick hanging out with him. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/alien.gif[/img]
    Tamlin - Try to think out of the pot during your campanulata.
    Do you plan to continue growing plants in Washingtoniana T.C.?

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    Whos making fun of Ulysses Grant? He's my ancestor [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] , no joke!
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