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    My main qualification is I am good at keeping my trap shut!

    I can stick to the issues.

    Just pitcher me in the Senate!
    Trust me, I'll put a flytrap in every pot.

    There aren't any flies on me, I can tell you that, and once I get hold of something I don't let go. I am also quick to digest matters of importance. I know how to survive in often harsh conditions that others cannot deal with.

    I am considered quite attractive, and my teeth are perfect. I have a colorful personality. My opponent doesn't stand a chance my friends: I am going to eat him alive in the coming election.

    I'd like to shake your hand...you there sir, the portly gentleman in the front row, step right up here please....
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    Ha ha ha

    That's great.

    Let's do another recall in CA and put YOU in office! Terminator got nothin' on a big Drosera.
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    hmm... perhaps U TRICK or U LIAR to A person into working for you for free to save money for our country?
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    I love the name. U trick U liar ya has a ring of truth to it, something the average voter wouldn't know. Honesty is a great help to a politician, once you can fake that, you're in!

    Oh, do I seem a little acidic, sorry. Must be something I ate.
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    Now I know who I'm voting for [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img] Very clever!
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    Tell me, what is your stand on the ever so popular SARrS?
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    My opponent says Sarr's may reach epidemic proportions. I believe he has not visited the stands on our magnificent costal plains. Not only are Sarrs not epidemic, they are vanishing.

    I say, let's get rid of Grant on the $50.00 bill (he already HAS a huge tomb in Washington) and replace it with me brother Luke O'Phylla who is a hero to us all for his long standing in the Southern community.

    I stand for the stands.
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    Someone out there is bound to bring up bugging the WhiteHouse. I an quite sensitive, and am known to be triggered by such remarks. There will be NO BUGS in the WhiteHouse, or anyhouse for that matter.

    Comments like this are but another vain attempt to wilt my resolve.
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