My main qualification is I am good at keeping my trap shut!
I can stick to the issues.
Just pitcher me in the Senate!
Trust me, I'll put a flytrap in every pot.
There aren't any flies on me, I can tell you that, and once I get hold of something I don't let go. I am also quick to digest matters of importance. I know how to survive in often harsh conditions that others cannot deal with.
I am considered quite attractive, and my teeth are perfect. I have a colorful personality. My opponent doesn't stand a chance my friends: I am going to eat him alive in the coming election.
I'd like to shake your hand...you there sir, the portly gentleman in the front row, step right up here please....