Quote (PlantAKiss @ Aug. 27 2003,06:24)
OK...I just can't resist the opportunity.... *[img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif[/img] * *Here is the famous mole joke...I think its cute. *[img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/img]

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

One bright and early summer morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole, sniffed and said, "Mmmmmmmmm, I smell sausage!"

The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and exclaimed, 'Mmmmmmmmmm, I smell pancakes!'

The baby mole, anxious to get in on the delectable scents, tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles blocking the way.

The baby mole grumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."



Jeff...maybe you could try to lure them out with pancakes and sausage?? * [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAO , anyways , i barely know anything about moles but why don't you grab it by the tail ( do they have tails ) and make sure it does'nt bite you ( do they even have teeth or a mouth ) or scratch you ( do they try to defend themselves ) and get rid of it .

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