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    (Austin is about to meet The Mole for the first time. Irony is, The Mole has a mole on his face. And Austin can't stop mentioning it&#33[img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif[/img]
    Austin: "So you're the..." (he spies a huge mole on Number Three's face) "...Mo. Mo."
    Foxy: "Most. Most."
    Austin: "Most."
    Foxy: "Most excellent agent we've ever seen."
    Austin: "Yes, most excellent agent we've ever seen. Thank you."
    Number Three: "By the way I realise that I have a large mole on my face."
    Austin: "Where? What? Where's that mole? I didn't see one."
    Number Three: "I also realise the irony that I am myself, a Mole."
    Austin: "No one would make that connection."
    Basil: "Any way, well done old chap. Jolly good work."
    Austin: "Yes, nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole."
    Foxy: "Stop."
    Austin: "I said mole."
    Foxy: "Stop."
    Number Three: "Bye."
    Austin: "Mole. Mole. MOLE!"
    Basil: "Oh SHUT UP!"
    Austin: "Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley!"[/QUOTE]


    I was trying to look for the part where he says gucamoley, argh hard word to spell, but I got lazy =(

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    whats the best way to get rid of him...[/QUOTE]

    The most fun way is to use those pest smoke bombs. First you have to cover all the holes except one. Then you light the smoke bomb and throw it in the hole, all while pretending to be Bill Murray in Caddyshack. Next cover the hole with dirt and say "Au revoir gopher (mole)." [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]



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    Quote (PlantAKiss @ Aug. 27 2003,06:24)
    OK...I just can't resist the opportunity.... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif[/img] Here is the famous mole joke...I think its cute. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/img]
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    There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.

    One bright and early summer morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole, sniffed and said, "Mmmmmmmmm, I smell sausage!"

    The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and exclaimed, 'Mmmmmmmmmm, I smell pancakes!'

    The baby mole, anxious to get in on the delectable scents, tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles blocking the way.

    The baby mole grumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."

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    Jeff...maybe you could try to lure them out with pancakes and sausage?? [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
    ROTFLMAO , anyways , i barely know anything about moles but why don't you grab it by the tail ( do they have tails ) and make sure it does'nt bite you ( do they even have teeth or a mouth ) or scratch you ( do they try to defend themselves ) and get rid of it .

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