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    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
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    I don't see any RING on my finger, Bubba. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img] You could always make one out of grape stems. I'm not picky. But just in case...I prefer silver to gold and I love opals, diamonds, rubies and emeralds. Getting married in a bog would be fine. No snakes though. I'll be looking for a ring in the mail.... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/img]

    You better not run out on me. I've already been jilted once...never got that ring from PHILLIP. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif[/img] That's ok...he probably would have wanted a pre-nup.

    BTW...I was not looking at wedding dresses. I was sent the link by a friend who could also appreciate the dry wit of the seller. Soo...NYAH! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
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    PAK, forget Ozzy. I'll marry you---twice!!
    45 yrs. growin\'
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    Wow...I feel like I'm on eBay. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img] I have one proposal from Ozzy...Ozzy has been outbid by Bugweed with two. Do we have any more offers? Do I hear three? Three? Three times?

    If it helps, I can cook, clean and like good lovin'. But...I don't bait hooks, skin deer or watch NASCAR. (So that pretty much cuts me out of any men in VA. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img] )



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    First of all the rings in the mail, with the prenup. I get all the plants if we split.

    BUGWEED, SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif[/img]

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    No Nascar?[img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif[/img]

    But Richmond is next weekend!!!!

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    Next weekend?? Then...why aren't you HERE Dooz's Bed & Breakfast is a cheap place to stay and a spit from the track. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Dooz's Bed & Breakfast
    I thought I was staying with you? [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/img]

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    Bugweed gets up and kicks Ozzy in the shin with steel toe boots-----4 times. Stay away from PAK you bigamist! I'll up the ante to three times PAK, and I can cook and do laundry too! And my critters will wash the dishes!!!
    45 yrs. growin\'
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