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    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
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    Errrrr...Bug? This is a good example of why proper punctuation can be so important in conveying meaning.

    "Beat that youngster!"....that could land you in jail for assault!

    "Beat that, youngster!"...now there's your challenge!

    And you're still high bidder. I guess Ozzy don't luv me no' more.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    Speaking of web pages taking on lives of their own...

    I read the text, and it's hilarious, but I still never got the bit about the butt pimple (which is probably a VERY good thing). I can't believe how popular this got. Well, at least he deserves it. I bet his ex family-in-law is prepping some form of lawsuit even as we speak (God bless the American legal system ).

    And PAK, don't count yourself out for Virginian proposals just yet, keep in mind how many Virginians are transplanted New Englanders .

    No proposals from me, I'm sorry to say, but good luck to getting more from those with collections that are greater then mine
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    Sorry for not responding but my other wife made me spend time with her, but I've broke free and I'm going to put my bid in. I know that your worth can't be counted in dollars so I can't put it in values of dollars. My bid is an endless supply of grapes fed to you on a daily basis.

    I can do all the things bug can do and feed you grapes.

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    Quote[/b] ]Besides, I have more plants than Ozzy, and I'm better lookin'!
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    How 'bout the Cephalotus Giant pics from ugly...?

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    Psst..Pak...you could also take a page out of the harlot diaries and except all the proposals. Don't tell them until after you get the plants. They can keep the rings.
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    oooooooooooo...Copper....I LIKE the way you think. Good idea! Y'all just send all the rings and plants and grapes and...I'll be gettin' back to ya.

    I know nobody REALLY wants this ol' piece of dried jerky.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    Sure, PAK I will send you many rings! Hey! Hope you are not picky because I get mine from a gumball machine.
    \"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.\"
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    oh, MAN...This thread has me stifiling myself here at work....there are tears on my eyes (seriously!).
    Beat that youngster vs beat that, youngster....Oh, I almost fell out of my chair! Thanks goodness for armrests!
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    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

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