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    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
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    Errrrr...Bug? This is a good example of why proper punctuation can be so important in conveying meaning.

    "Beat that youngster!"....that could land you in jail for assault!

    "Beat that, youngster!"...now there's your challenge!

    [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] And you're still high bidder. I guess Ozzy don't luv me no' more. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif[/img]
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    Speaking of web pages taking on lives of their own... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]

    I read the text, and it's hilarious, but I still never got the bit about the butt pimple (which is probably a VERY good thing). I can't believe how popular this got. Well, at least he deserves it. I bet his ex family-in-law is prepping some form of lawsuit even as we speak (God bless the American legal system [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] ).

    And PAK, don't count yourself out for Virginian proposals just yet, keep in mind how many Virginians are transplanted New Englanders [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] .

    No proposals from me, I'm sorry to say, but good luck to getting more from those with collections that are greater then mine [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif[/img]
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    Sorry for not responding but my other wife made me spend time with her, but I've broke free and I'm going to put my bid in. I know that your worth can't be counted in dollars so I can't put it in values of dollars. My bid is an endless supply of grapes fed to you on a daily basis.

    I can do all the things bug can do and feed you grapes.

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    Quote[/b] ]Besides, I have more plants than Ozzy, and I'm better lookin'!
    You only wish you looked like the pic in my profile [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]

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    How 'bout the Cephalotus Giant pics from ugly...?

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    Psst..Pak...you could also take a page out of the harlot diaries and except all the proposals. Don't tell them until after you get the plants. They can keep the rings. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    Moderator Schmoderator Fluorescent fluorite, England PlantAKiss's Avatar
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    oooooooooooo...Copper....I LIKE the way you think. Good idea! Y'all just send all the rings and plants and grapes and...I'll be gettin' back to ya. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif[/img]

    I know nobody REALLY wants this ol' piece of dried jerky. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif[/img]
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    Sure, PAK I will send you many rings! Hey! Hope you are not picky because I get mine from a gumball machine. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
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    oh, MAN...This thread has me stifiling myself here at work....there are tears on my eyes (seriously!).
    Beat that youngster vs beat that, youngster....Oh, I almost fell out of my chair! Thanks goodness for armrests!
    17 Nash Rd.
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    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

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