Wait a minute, I just found the page on actual bidding! Bugweed and Ozzy, you should be ashamed of yourselves! The very though of bidding on PAK like she was some rare exquisite and beautiful CP although complimentary from the viewpoint of those of our blood is, nonetheless, a shade bit.....tatty. Sniff.
Besides, need I remind you gentlemen that you are married and bound by both civil and religious restrictions? Really! Such chicanery would not be well regarded by your paramours. Take it from me, I'm old.
You both need to send plants to PAK immediately to make ammends for all of THIS. I do understand your wild passion gentlemen, but we must all of us restrain our brute animal instincts for a higher and more noble end.