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    Still more dumb things: When my wife was pregnant with our first child the nurse hooked her up to a fetal monitor, to keep tracj of contactions and the baby's response to them. Being a highly statistically oriented individual, I also kept track of the monitor, which I referred to as the "pain meter." I would say things like, "Oh, you're having one, aren't you?" Like no kidding Sherlock!!!!!! Also, when they reset the baseline and the graph peak didn't go as high, as well as the numbers, I said, "Gee, that wasn't too bad."

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (jimscott @ May 01 2004,5:53)]Still more dumb things: When my wife was pregnant with our first child the nurse hooked her up to a fetal monitor, to keep tracj of contactions and the baby's response to them. Being a highly statistically oriented individual, I also kept track of the monitor, which I referred to as the "pain meter." I would say things like, "Oh, you're having one, aren't you?" Like no kidding Sherlock!!!!!! Also, when they reset the baseline and the graph peak didn't go as high, as well as the numbers, I said, "Gee, that wasn't too bad."
    You need to realize that sometimes childbirth is fatal to the father. You're very lucky that you survived that one.

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    You mean like, "Gimme the epidural - NOW!!!!!!" as she grabs the doctor by the throat? I remember my wife often saying, "GET THIS KID OUTTA HERE!!!!"

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    hmmm... don't have kids. (sounds very very scary... even after they're out of you)

    OOOO!!! i know something REAL dumb

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    I actually said to my wife while unloading a bunch sand from our truck "I know why this stuff is so heavy, its because it weighs alot"
    yeah, I don't feel dumb at all!

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    Well, I have a pretty big list:
    1. To you walk to school, or take your lunch?
    2. Bill clinton is the best president we've ever had
    3. This one I have to explain, me, and my friend were having a "Yo mama" battle, my other friend stept in, and said "O yeah, well Yo mama so fat, she wears oven mits
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    Hey, I liked Bill Clinton if he was still president our econmy and country wouldn't be in so much trouble. George Bush is dumb and doesn't know how to make good decisions... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (butthead @ May 01 2004,7:42)]hmmm... don't have kids. (sounds very very scary... even after they're out of you)

    OOOO!!! i know something REAL dumb

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