What's the dumbest criminal you've ever heard of, I know of a guy who robbed a gas station, here's a brief script:
Robber: Put all the money in a bag, and give it to me (Sees a bottle of scotch he wants)... and put that scotch in to
Clerk: No. I do not believe you are twenty one
Robber: Yes I am
Clerk no you're not.
The robber pulls out his drivers license, and shows it to the clerk, who memorizes his name, and adress
And I've also heard of a guy who robbed a gun shop with a knife... He got shot from 49 different angles [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img]