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    What's the dumbest criminal you've ever heard of, I know of a guy who robbed a gas station, here's a brief script:
    Robber: Put all the money in a bag, and give it to me (Sees a bottle of scotch he wants)... and put that scotch in to
    Clerk: No. I do not believe you are twenty one
    Robber: Yes I am
    Clerk no you're not.
    The robber pulls out his drivers license, and shows it to the clerk, who memorizes his name, and adress
    Clerck: Okay
    And I've also heard of a guy who robbed a gun shop with a knife... He got shot from 49 different angles [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img]
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    You should check out the Darwin Award winners site, you would be amazed.....

    I liked the one where a bunch of cornered crimminals started shooting at the cops....with blanks in their guns.
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    HAHA [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img] Don't ya' just love it when good guys win
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    Well my favoret news show often runs a segment on the latest dope: its titled
    Dumb criminals
    that makes no logic

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    I love the one about the guy who was stealing gassoline from people's gas tanks. He would syphon it out. Well, he saw an RV and though he hit the mother load, until he syphoned the wrong tank.... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
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    That's pretty funny KCC!! I love stupid criminals!! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Quote[/b] ]I love the one about the guy who was stealing gassoline from people's gas tanks. He would syphon it out. Well, he saw an RV and though he hit the mother load, until he syphoned the wrong tank....
    Hey schloaty did you read that in Jay Leno's Police Blotter book?


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    Buckeye,
    I don't remember where I heard about that one.

    Tamlin is right, too. You guys should definately check out the darwin awards site!
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    One guy broke into a glue company, and got glued to the floor
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