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Thread: Buttered bread and falling cats

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    If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
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    I tried it! It was amazing! The cat's fall stopped just about a foot above the ground and it began to flip top over bottom and over again. He began to spin at an incredible speed. It made me sick to watch so I stopped..watching that is. I suppose he is spinning there still. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
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    Hook him up to a dynamo and you could run your lights for free!
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    What if you just buttered the cat's back?
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    Hmmm. I try it. Here kitty kitty.
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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    A new energy source discovered! Non-polluting, renewable - only takes one slice of bread, a pat of butter, some string & one cat. All items easily produced... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/img]
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    IT DID NOT WORK! The cat landed on its feet and licked off the butter! The bread appears to be a very important ingredient in the new power source.

    I have checked the condition of the spinning cat. We have one draw back to the new power source. You must be ready to clean up copious amount of strewn vomitus. Hmmm, may have to try a muzzle.

    It is so good to be back [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif[/img]
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    Copper,

    I can tell that you, like I, enjoy the art of cat torture. Bully for you! Cats have it far too good.

    You do realize the lights on vacum cleaners were devised solely to torture cats: that single hideous glowing eye!!!....after all, they sure don't make it any easier to vacum, so cat torture has to be the answer!
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