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    How good of friends are you with your doctor? You can come up with an elaborate case of "food poisoning". Your doctor then claims the best way to get better is to get a day in the sun with plenty of fluids. ie going to a bog.

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    Cant you comprimise and go to the island then meet her at the reception?
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    Ok, this is what you do. Become BEST friends with the bride. Tell her how happy you are for her and hers blah blah blah.....
    While you are being her best friend, ask a bunch of questions about the wedding like any "friend" would. You know, who is providing the flowers, where is it being held, reception hall, etc....
    Then, you call each and every one of the places and pretend to be the brides father. Tell them because of scheduling problems, you have to delay all the reservations for a week. By the time they figure out that the dates have changed it will be to late to change them back (I.e. the halls have booked etc.)

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    I would just go.
    I would not really care about what other people think.
    Just GO!
    You will probably have a huge row when you get back, but at the end of the day, yoy will ejoy going to the place so much it wont matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]I owe you, huh?
    Oh, you owe him BIG TIME! I really don't think you ladies understand how tortureous is for us to go to these shindigs. Why must you insist on making us do stuff we HATE WITH A PURPLE PASSION! Most of us men would rather stick HOT NEEDLES IN OUR EYES!

    What do we EVER make you do that HATE doing?

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    How many bogs have I slogged through? (Actually, I enjoy going, so I guess that doesn't count.) Hmmm, well, I'm sure there are plenty of other things I do that I'd rather not...
    It really is a trade off as anyone knows who is in a committed relationship. I honestly think Ruby should be glad you have the opportunity to go, Ozzy. Heck, I wanted to go but I forgot to send in my postcard. Have you shown her this thread? Maybe she would get the idea how important this one is.
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    Hey schloaty,

    You think it's bad for you? What about when WE have to go to shindigs we don't want to? We can't wear the same dress twice, shoes give blisters, can move freely, etc. etc. At least you guys don't have to do anything than pick your tie color! Plus, we have to be nice and happy. Guys can go brood in the same corner over some champagne. We have to be social. I HATE formal functions! I'd rather get kicked in the gut by a green belt!
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