Where do you come up with these topics?
Hmmmm, I suppose I would have to be a VFT since my mouth is usually open. Or maybe a bladderwort, since I suck at most of what I do. I could be a Nepenthes since I am just hanging out, or a butterwort since I am always in sticky situations.
Currently, I feel more like a bug in life's terrarium than a CP though. Trapped, stuck and helpless.