Monty python

[aprilh]

Yes, Maxwell Smart. With the phone in his shoe...."sorry about that, chief" and Diana Riggs. Great show. april

 

[jimscott]

April: Diana Rigg was on The Avengers. Barbara Feldon was Agent 99.

Bicycle Repairman? Qui est-ce?

 

[aprilh]

Oh yeah, D'oh! Barbara Feldman! Sorry!

 

[Lauderdale]

"What we have here is a FAILURE to communicate."  Says the warden to Paul Newman in Hud.

The motorcycle chase in the Great Escape.  Brilliantly ridden by my all time hero, Steve McQueen.

He was a better motorcycle racer than me but I beat him "flat" skiing to the bottom of the mountain in Zermatt, Switzerland...sneaked off and had drinks with his girlfriend Ali McGraw.  

 

[scottychaos]

Quote[/b] (jimscott @ April 26 2005,12:46)]April: Diana Rigg was on The Avengers. Barbara Feldon was Agent 99.

Bicycle Repairman? Qui est-ce?

missed that one?

BICYCLE REPAIR MAN SKETCH


V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.

B: <Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for bicycle repair man .... but how to change without revealig my secret identity?>

S1: If only bicycle repair man were here!

B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!

Caption: FLASH!

S1-3: bicycle repair man, but how?

S1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

S2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

S3: Is it a church warden?

S1-3: NO! It's bicycle repair man!

SI: MY! bicycle repair man! Thank goodness you've come! Look!           <Oooh Err - SR>

Caption: Clink!
Screw!
Bend!
Inflate!
Alter Saddle!

S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!

S1: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!

SIN: Oh, Oh bicycle repair man, how can I ever repay you?

B: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... bicycle repair man!

S1-3: Our Hero!

V: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, bicycle repair man is ready!

 

[scottychaos]

 

[kahnli]

Penguin on the telly
"Oh, intercourse the penguin!"
"It would have property of the zoo stamped on it"

Life of Brian was just genius
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"
"Release Bwian"

 

[jimscott]

Quote[/b] (aprilh @ April 26 2005,9:26)]Oh yeah, D'oh!  Barbara Feldman! Sorry!

Lauderdale: "Got my mind right, boss."

Don't let it happen again!

We're even, now!

 

[altrade212]

please dont kill me but...i never seen it before...

 

[jimscott]

Al, where have you been? Better hit the video stores right quick!

 

[PlantAKiss]

Ann Elk: "The brontosaurus. It is thin at one end...much much thicker in the middle...and then...thin again, at the far end."

and of course "LUPINES!!"

 

[scottychaos]

cool site!
all things python:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

and I think this is the official site:

http://www.pythonline.com/

 

[tweek]

It's medical experiments for the lot of you.

 

[unknownclown]

Spam, spam, spam, spam!

Brave Robin ran away, Bravely ran away away, When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled!

If I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[altrade212]

i wanna see it!! you guys think i can ::cough::download it ::cough::?

 

[Treaqum]

Talk about low comedy.

 

[Clint]

"Spam! I don't like Spam!" good taste, UC

I love the scene with the leaf suicide in "the meaning of life" Love the creosote scene too.

And i thought "I fart in your general direction!" was gut-busting!

i love it when i laugh so hard my torso hurts and i fall over in tears. it's great!

 

[scottychaos]

Quote[/b] (Treaqum @ April 26 2005,2:47)]Talk about low comedy.

obviously you have no English blood in you!

 

[scottychaos]

Quote[/b] (altrade212 @ April 26 2005,2:16)]i wanna see it!! you guys think i can ::cough::download it ::cough::?

download what?

there are 4 seasons of TV shows (45 half-hour episodes)
and 3 movies.
not to mention dozens of albums and songs.
its all great, *except* the movie "The Meaning of Life"..
that movie sucks..even the Pythons themselves say its the least favorite of their work..
but other than that, its all good!

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is the classic python movie..
any blockbuster or video rental place would have it.

::cough:: limewire ::cough:: everything ::cough::

Scot