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    I got a story to tell...Their was this guy that got totally drunk at a bar. Said to everyone I am going home. Stood up and feel flat on his face. He stood up again and feel flat on his face again. The next morning the wife said "you must have been drunk?". He said how could you tell? Wife said you left your wheelchair at the bar. hehehe... [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smilie4.gif[/img] Well, that is about it for jokes... If you have any jokes feel free to share but keep them clean..
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    Ok,
    A little boy was poking through his mother's bookshelf. He found a copy of the Bible, and thought it looked nice, so he picked it out. He was thumbing through it when a leaf fell out from between the pages (his mother had used the book to flatten some leaves for drying). He ran to his mother "Mommy, mommy, look what I found!"

    "What's that?" Replied the mother.

    "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]: I am bored
    i am finch


    you look like your travis, board.
    that makes no logic

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    LOL! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img]
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    Sorry I can't think of any clean jokes

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    There's your chicken picture....
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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    SirKristoff is a poopiehead Ozzy's Avatar
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    There's also the swamp snake

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    Yeah! Tell that joke Ozzy! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]

    By the way...I've been waiting a looooong time for those grapes.
    "Fox terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs." - Jerome K. Jerome

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