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    oh yeah i forgot to add that when i was 7 i was running around in my yard and there were people swinging on the swings. (it was a party for something) and the teeter toter swing which is metal seats slamed right into my mouth and broke one of my 2 front teeth. man that hurt. luckily the rest of the tooth didnt die on me. So i can get it permanately fixed when im 18.
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    Well, I've twice had my bottom row of teeth go straight through my bottom lip. First time was when I was four years old and screwing around with large toys by standing on them. Bad idea. Second time was when someone accidentally nudged me into the top part of a chair at a friend's birthday part back when I was 12. The taste of the inside of your bottom lip is, to say the least, distubring. Also pretty nasty to look at.

    When I was 5 I had my chin split open by doing a "belly flop" on a skateboard and sliding down a concrete driveway. I didn't even notice it until blood starting pouring out of it and everyone around me totally freaked out. DEEP stitches for that one.

    Junior year of high school I slipped on a rock while picking up a frisbee (it was really, REALLY pathetic) and severely sprained nearly every muscle on the right side of my right foot. Swelled up to the size of a baseball. To make matters worse, whilst getting a drink in the middle of the night the day before getting a cast for it, my grandmother startled me and I instinctively slammed down on my injured ankle (I was hopping on one foot). I was in some of the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life for a solid half hour because of that. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]

    Amazingly I haven't had a single injury to any bones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (schloaty @ Sep. 09 2004,3:40)]
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    Quote[/b] ]Needless to say, no more 3 point head shots.
    Wussy. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]
    HEY! Watch it. The two point works just fine, as does the spinning or reverse groin shot [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_r_32.gif[/img]

    I think the knee would have been fine if I had not gone to a moron at first.

    I had a student and friend that was sparring once (I was one of the refs). I watched him get hit with a spinning axe. He was also spinning at the time. These were two brown's so the spins were not as fast as they could and should have been, therefore I had a moment to realize he was going to take the kick on the base of the spine before he did. He went down and was nearly out. I wanted the match ended. I was a paramedic (but not the paramedic working the match) and realized that he possibly had a serious injury. At first he could not tell me his name or where he was. Match should have been over, but no. He wanted to continue so they let him. We got lucky and he put in a sucker punch to win. He then went ot the hospital to find that his back was broken, but luckily not dislocated.
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    Oh, I should add that I was told a few years ago that the nerves in my face are dying (jaw area). I asked what could have caused that. Repeated blows to the face. Ah, well. Fighting with fifth degrees when your a first or second is a dangereous thing. The education from it is priceless. Kicking a first or second degree's butt when your higher is also priceless. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_l_32.gif[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Copper @ Sep. 10 2004,11:43)]Oh, I should add that I was told a few years ago that the nerves in my face are dying (jaw area). I asked what could have caused that. Repeated blows to the face. Ah, well.
    I call that the face block. That is so you save yours arms for later and I have done that before. Although being tall does help prevent the face block.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]I call that the face block. That is so you save yours arms for later and I have done that before. Although being tall does help prevent the face block.
    Ahhh, the good ol' face block! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_l_32.gif[/img]
    I know that one plenty well.

    I remember sparring (as a green belt or so) with my instructor. That was the day I learned NOT to duck INTO a round house kick. I caught his shin right across the bridge of my nose. Luckily for me he was a really good fighter and was able to pull the kick, so I didn't break my nose. Was still hard enough to hurt like the devil, and I got two black eyes from it.

    But everything happens for a reason, right? Those black eyes got me a girl that weekend at the club I used to frequent....She said they made me look older and tough. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (schloaty @ Sep. 09 2004,3:55)]Holy moly! I think the most dammage I've seen in this thread must have been to your spell check, Starman! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_k_ani_32.gif[/img]
    I am no good at this keyboard or computers, so my fingers keep slipping tot he key next to them, so words end up looking weird. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_o_32.gif[/img] Could a modertaor please correct the errors? I iwll probably just make more when I try to correct them. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_o_32.gif[/img] However, dotn get me wrong, I am one of the best spellers in my year.
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    Dino,
    I don't think you really need to have a mod go back and correct your errors for you. You know what I sometimes do? Write a post in a MS word or e-mail, spell check it, then copy and paste it into the forum.
    Oh - I was just bustin' chops!
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