Gather roun' chillun cuz its time for a HISTORY LESSON
TODAY'S TOPIC OF DISCUSSION IS HALLOWEEN, A MOST CELEBRATED HOLIDAY. MOST ODDLY; HALLOWEEN IS CELBRATED MORE THAN CHRISTMAS AT SCHOOLSE, ETC.
Literal Translation:All Hallows Eve
All(All) Hallows (Living Evil) Eve (Dawn of...)
Dawn of all living "evil" (more recently changed to "dead" because of different dialects)
In the end...
Dawn of all evil
Dawn of all dead
Monotheistic History lesson:
The Devil's spawn's Birthday (October 31)
The Great Flood, with Noa and his Great Ark. (October 30)
Devil's Death (October 30)
The Devil's spawn's Retreatment to the land of "Hell" (November 2)
The Dawn of the Dead, The dawn of evil. This is the one and only day that the Devil can leave Hell. Do we want to celebrate this day.
Halloween is the celebration of the "Spawn's" birth.
The most deaths of a certain day: October 31.
Halloween is the most celebrated day of the year, The most money is spent on this day than any other.
Christmas is the celebration of the Birth of Christ, Gods son.
The least deaths of a certain day: Christmas.
Christmas is the least celbrated holiday, The least money is spent on this holiday than any other.
You do the math.