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    There are 3 things that a guy never has problems recalling: The TV remote, the fridge, and the computer.

    Steve, Steve, and Pat: See how much computer you guys have taught me?

    Cindy: What a dichotomy!

    Lynda: A manuscript is being sent to a publisher.

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    If women would just stop talking to us when we're watching TV (or other stuff)!
    they sure get mad when we do that.
    Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish-Euripides
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    A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it
    Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything

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    Hmmm seems as if this has become overly complicated.

    My Mother shared the secret with me a long time ago.
    She said males were defective out the gate and to forgive them.

    You see we women are X's
    All of you men out there are Y's.

    The Y is missing one whole chunk to make it whole.

    All of you poor souls are missing 25% of the equation from birth and I know this to be fact because my Mother told me so.

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    Ah, a sympathizer! I feel much better now! *rolls eyes*

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    Laura, are you sure that extra part isn't the defective part? :P

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    Oh no no no trashcan, it couldn't possibly be a defective part! I know this because my mother told me so and that's that!

    Jim, roll those eyeballs of yours back into that head schweetheart or I'm sharing my mother's comments with your wife! I'm sure she'd concur.

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    Let's not get into a bashing contest here, folks!

    Ladies, you have three choices:
    1) accept it and move on
    2) stay single
    3) date women

    that's it.

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    YOU! Outta my gene pool!

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    Um...I think I have a problem. I have to check something.
    Yup, I am still a female.
    I think someone, un-benounced to me, has downloaded three files into my brain. They appear to be listed as #1, #2, and #3.
    That's what I get for working in a "man's field", participating in(and enjoying) male-type hobbies, loving to watch football...
    My husband tells me that he likes the fact that I am a little bit malish in thought ( I like to hunt, ride motorcycles, fish, camp...), but he also appears to have these same three folders (makes for interesting conversations at times). His are much superior to mine in the process though. That extra part must be fighting back on my behalf because I can remember more than he and I usaully listen when people are speaking instead of staring at whatever I was working with and repeating "okay' or "uh-huh".

    I know the extra part is there though. I like to sew at the holiday times of the year. I can do just about any craft known to man (oops, woman). Dresses are okay if they are truly flattering (see female) and I do not expect to get into a fight that evening (work related). I have a few pairs of shoes...does it count if I have more pairs of Military-style boots?
    I am just like a Super Hero, but without the power or motivation.................and the funky suit.

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