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    That's enough punishment.

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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    Aw, c'mon! That was awesome!!
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    Okay:
    Q WHat's red and eats rocks?
    A. A red rock-eater (laughs hysterically)

    Q What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    A You can roast beef but you can't pee soup!

    'mommy mommy, what's a vampire?' 'quiet dear, and drink your soup before it clots.'

    Q Why couldn't the butterfly go to the party?
    A Because it was a moth ball!

    Q Did you hear what happened to that poor tap dancer?
    A He fell in the sink!

    An elephant escapes from the circus, and ends up in this old lady's garden. The old lady has never seen an elephant before so she calls the police. "Help, there's a strange animal in my garden picking up cabages with it's tail!" she said. "Well what's it doing with them?" asked the officer. She replied ,"Well, if if told you, you'd never believe me!"

    A man was going to paint his shed. The label said 'put on three coats' so he put on his raincoat, his blazer, and his peacoat.
    (a peacoat is those blue jackets that sailor suits have)

    A teacher stubles into class on a hot day. "Whew, nintey eight today," he says. "Happy birthday to you..." sings the rest of the class.

    Okay, i'm out of material, i hope i can find my jokebook soon.
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    [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif[/img]
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    I understand what the second and third smilies are but why the <word missing> are you sticking your tongue out at me?
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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    *dies laughing*

    Q: Why did the ant fall of the toilet?
    A: He got pissed off.

    *searches brain for more material*

    *searching... searching...*

    ..I got nothin'.
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    I don`t know......I use that when I find something humorous.
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