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    You know you're a southerner if you can't imagine there actually being snow on the beaches. Beaches are for swimming and suntanning!!!

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    Jimscott, the reverse of that is why would anyone want to live with cold and air so dry it cracks your skin for 7 months of the year?

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    Ha, you know you're a southerner if you don't think its normal to get the flu at least once a year when it starts getting colder outside.

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    You know you are a Southerner when you regularly check your large stash of Confederate money...just in case.

    ...you insist your accountant include the amount on your financial statement.

    ...you KNOW the statement, "That's the way we do it in New Yak" doesn't work down here, and it probably doesn't work up there either.

    ...you acknowledge that the New England Patriots have a pretty decent football team but take pride in the fact most of them are Southerners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.
    LMAO! Define irony, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (herenorthere @ Jan. 06 2005,9:14)]You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.
    Thas because every state in the south is 3 to 8 times larger than Mass.

    You know you're a southerner if you wonder what the heck a terrium has to do with growing CPs, or why anyone would prefer a lowland chamber over a North facing poarch.


    You know you're a southerner when Bear Bryant in considered a National hero.

    You know you're a southerner when you intentionaly go looking for "Mutt" puppies because the ugliest dogs make the best "truck dogs"
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    Quote[/b] ]•You stand fearlessly out on the metal-framed back porch watching the spectacular lightning show that one can only witness in the south, while your visiting Yankee relatives huddle together in fear in the house
    my post got wiped. when theres contunuous nonsstop lighning brilliance so your room is half lit without dimming all night long with the lights off, flashes so often that the brillinace never fades. out here on the great plains, i think your southern thunderstorms are puny.
    that makes no logic

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]Quote (herenorthere @ Jan. 06 2005,9:14)
    You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.

    Thas because every state in the south is 3 to 8 times larger than Mass.
    To pick knits, he said the divorse rate, not number of divorses, which has nothing to do with the size of the population. It's just a percent.
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