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    Quote[/b] (buster1 @ Jan. 07 2005,8:00)]Jimscott, the reverse of that is why would anyone want to live with cold and air so dry it cracks your skin for 7 months of the year?
    7? Nah, 3 at most. But you can always wear gloves, a hat, and extra layers of clothes if necessary. You can only go so far in the other direction - and still be sticky and uncomfortable. No snakes, scorpions, fire ants, or alligators, either! Just a little bit of shovelling. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]

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    Quote[/b] (herenorthere @ Jan. 06 2005,9:14)]You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.
    Thas because every state in the south is 3 to 8 times larger than Mass.
    The last time i checked a rate was an average or percentage.
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    Quote[/b] (Amateur_Expert @ Jan. 06 2005,12:33)]you know you're a southernern when you make a thread against the yankees... another war you're bound to lose [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]
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    Quote[/b] (herenorthere @ Jan. 06 2005,4:14)]You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.
    Humor me. I'm a Democrat. I don't accuse people of "lack of family values". I've got better things to do than cruise around in a Cadillac with a Bush bumper sticker worrying about moralistic wastes of time.
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    Quote[/b] (jimscott @ Jan. 07 2005,12:39)]Um... why would anybody want to live with heat and humidity for at least 7 months of the year!? Yiiiccchh!!
    Ah, but jimscotscoot, we Rebels are used to it. It's normal life to us. Um... why would anybody want to live with hypothermia and frostbite for at least 7 months of the year!? Yiiiccchh!!
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    Quote[/b] (ZAK @ Jan. 07 2005,5:28)]
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    Quote[/b] (herenorthere @ Jan. 06 2005,9:14)]You know you're a southerner when you criticize the lack of family values in the north, even though the divorce rate in your state is twice that of Massachusetts.
    Thas because every state in the south is 3 to 8 times larger than Mass.
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    Quote[/b] (Finch @ Jan. 07 2005,6:56)]out here on the great plains, i think your southern thunderstorms are puny.
    I don't care. The facts show and HAVE SHOWN for many years that Florida is the lightning capital of the United States.

    Besides, Florida has more tornadoes per 10,000 square miles than any other state.
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    thats because your states not that big, and.... no way. two neiboring towns were scraped clean by tornados in the past 4 years.

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    Quote[/b] ]don't care. The facts show and HAVE SHOWN for many years that Florida is the lightning capital of the United States.
    DUH it dont thunder here in the winter! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
    that makes no logic

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