LOL That's a good one!
Only thing I disagree with is his irritation at the person who left a comment about his high shipping fee. Personally, this is something that burns me up about some eBay sellers. And, although you DO agree to pay exhorbitant shipping if you BID, that does not mean you have to cheerfully accept it. I have no hesitation in pointing out shipping overcharges with feedback. It is the risk a seller takes when trying to scam a few extra dollars off a bidder via shipping fees (which are commission free). I may pay it, but I don't have to like it! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile.gif[/img]
I do enjoy witty eBay listings and I've seen a few good ones.