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    WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.

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    Stay chooned in for more! Clint's Avatar
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    glad to see our taxes going to good use

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    LMAO, very creative
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    LOL! That's funny Sar. What possessed you to write that? I want to know where your creative juices come from...
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    i didn't write it. got it from america's finest news source:

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    Right............... Talk about and interesting tabloid.....
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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    sarracenia, that sounds alot like something you'd hear on The Daily Show -_^
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    actually it wouldn't surprise me all that much. Did you know he created "jesus day" when he was a governor? I'm telling you that guy wants no separation between church and state.
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    Quote[/b] ]Yes,
    it's true. Texas Governor George W. Bush signed a memorandum on 17 April 2000 proclaiming 10 June to be 'Jesus Day' in Texas, a day that "challenges people to follow Christ's example by performing good works in their communities and neighborhoods."
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