[b said:
Quote[/b] ]it had something to do with my parents ignoring me, the devil coming out of the earth (in an earthquake), a purple cockroach with a tree like thing on it's back, and drunk people in the streets... lol.
In the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, "That's funny, right there, I don't care who you are."
[b said:
Quote[/b] ]I had a dream once of seeing a large python (no, I am not afraid of snakes) crawling across the bedroom. So I got up real fast to catch it.
I woke up on the floor with my face all full of blood. Seems I hit the edge of the computer desk when I got up. Owwww!!!!
*dies laughing* Somehow, some way, that was unimaginably funny.
[b said:
Quote[/b] ]I had a dream last night that my local pub had Viagra on tap... what's that all about?
LMFAO
I had this dream once where me and my grandparents were in Blockbuster looking for
Twister, and we couldn't find it. Then, later on, at the house, there was a major thunderstorm (just like every single day in the summer ¬_¬), and, as usual, tornado conditions, and I was looking towards the east at some clouds, scanning for tornados and crap, and then I saw a MASSIVE Midwest-style tornado off to the left, coming towards the house. It kept to the left, just missing the house, dissapating as it went by. This happened several more times, and I eventually moved out to the back porch to watch (*slams head on keyboard*). Then, as I came back inside, I saw a smaller, Florida-style tornado rip through (or go over) the neighbor's fence, travel across the back yard and patio, then go over the roof, and I heard alot of noise at the south end of the house, and then I woke up.
Then, a couple nights ago, I had this bizarre dream.. I don't remember the whole thing... but.. I remember the chaos... there were soldiers... in the toilet. And for some reason, my grandfather was forced to.. flush.. them. I got mad at him, and I remember him later saying, "I'm sorry about what I had to do about the soldiers," and I'm like "Uh-huh." I also remember this dude... out on the back patio... HUGE dude, like, 8 feet tall.. he was injured or something, and the government was looking for him for some reason. I remember seeing a really weird helicopter go over the house, and somehow I knew it was looking for this guy, and I acknowledged it. Then, a little while later, there was a WHOLE BUTTLOAD of helicopters in the sky, and I don't know how I knew this, but I knew.. there were 5,000. I also somehow knew that this was the end of the world. Really. Then my aunt and uncle Laura and Bobby came to visit. I remember wondering in my head how come everybody was so oblivious to the fact that the end of the world was near, and we were all gonna die, but everybody just went about their normal business. Then I remember waking up and realizing it was a dream and that the end of the world was not, in fact, near.
Another time, I was dreaming about going on a trail ride at the ranch I go to, and for some unknown reason, I was with my grandmother (...yeah...right...), and I thought Shirley (ranch owner/trail guide) had gotten way ahead, so I decided to lope ahead to catch up, and my grandmother told me to go ahead and that she would catch up, so I went. I kept having to duck out of the way of alot of spider webs with big ol' spiders in them, like usual. Then I remember being half-awake and hearing a voice saying "The worst human phobia is the fear that there are spiders in your hair." Then I went back into deep sleep and dreaming that I got out of the wooded area and then I saw Shirley come out of the woods behind me, and I said that I thought she had gotten ahead, so I went to catch up. For some strange reason, Shirley then had long, braided hair
Which she does not. Then I remember, at the end of the ride, we were all there, and Shirley was saying something about wanting to sometime take a long walk around the ranch and "knight me" (hell, I dunno.. had something to do with me being a really good rider or somethin')... that was weird. Then I remember being in the car with my grandparents, and we stopped at this small store thing, and then suddenly I was not in the car, but on a horse. I remember seeing from the saddle and dismounting and hitching the horse there, then I saw myself from the back as I walked into the store. That's all I remember from that one.
And all my life I've had recurring dreams, all of different settings, but all the same situation: I somehow ended up driving a car. Usually it was an accident, like I was waiting in the car and it rolled out onto the road and I had to drive it, or something to that effect. And it was ALWAYS our minivan. Never the truck or any other car. But recently that changed, and now it's usually the minivan, but sometimes any random car. The other night I dreamt that somebody bought me this older, little white car, and I remember there being a bunch of crap inside... and then I remember driving down the street, and I remember the car being really low, close to the road. I was thinking about how white was the worst color car to have in Florida, since it absorbed so much heat. That ain't even right in the first place, dude. It's the other way around. Anyway, that's all I remember. I still have no idea why I keep having dreams about driving anyway.
EDIT: Oh, and there's one nightmare I distinctly remember... We had moved to another house, and it looked EXACTLY like this house, except really dark for some unknown reason. Lots of creepy paranormal stuff happened in this house in the dream.. not the routine paranormal stuff that does, in real life, go down in this house, this was menacing, evil stuff, like with an entity. I don't remember most of them, but I do remember something about some kind of presence over my bed, and that all the things were really freakishly scary. Then, towards the end of the dream, I was in my room, on my bed, and I looked towards the closet and heard a seriously messed-up voice saying the same thing that I simultaneously saw being written in black on the closet door: "Come into the closet and I will show you great things." I remember getting up and running out, down the hall, out to the sunroom, and standing there and screaming back into the house, "I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE OLD HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!" And then I woke up.
'NOTHER EDIT: ALSO, I had this dream once where something really weird went down, something about the end of the world again.. and I went outside onto the back porch and looked around, and the sky was this weird intense pinkish or blueish color, and it was unusually humid (like, worse than Florida humidity.. like, tropical-rainforest-humidity), and I heard these weird tropical-rainforest birds. It was like, prehistoric or something. Then I went outside (I think this is all the same dream...) into the driveway and looked up, and it was like Earth was suddenly off orbit or some kind of crap, and the sky was the same weird color, and I saw weird outer-space stuff in the sky, really close, and then I saw this spot and a star revolving around it, and I thought, 'OMG.. black hole!!' and I panicked, knowing this was the end of the world, and I kept thinking, "This is not happening.. I can't believe this is happening... this is not happening..." And then I think I woke up.
Then there was another dream where something similar was going down and I was sitting on the tailgate of the truck out in the driveway, with this other girl from a Disney Channel movie I saw a long time ago.. you know, the girl from the other universe or some crap? I don't remember the name of the movie. Anyway, she knew outer space REALLY well, and we saw the planet Saturn REALLY close, and it was, like, sitting on a cloud... and I said something, and then the girl was like, "I don't know, but that is NOT Saturn!" and then she got up and went somewhere. That's all I remember about that one.
Then once I had a dream that there was some kind of presentation going down in this neighborhood... something about the beginning of the world. Anyway, in the dream, this was before we had the sunroom, when the previous front door was the front door, and I sat outside at night on the step, and watched this show thing in the yard area of our neighbor across the street... there was fake trees and stuff, and a huge cardboard sugar glider... and I heard a really cheesy movie-trailer-type narrator going, "This... is what it looked like to Him" (meaning God). That's all I remember.
Then I remember another dream where there was, like, a fair in this neighborhood (man, my dreams are sooooooo much more entertaining than my life), and there was this ride in my freaking front yard, and I was on it with some other people. That's all I remember about that.
Another time, recently, I had a dream about Christmas or something... I was going through the neighborhood looking at Christmas lights or something, and I was wearing this heavy football jacket, and I got hot (which is NOT normal... it would be @#$% cold at this point and time, I have no idea why I would be hot) and took the jacket off. I then remember something about a house around the corner, and the driveway, and a little kid, and that's all I remember about that.
AUGH!! EDIT AGAIN: Last night I had this dream that I was for some reason in Fox Mulder's apartment...... God, I sure wish I knew why, that sounds like it coulda been good..... ANYWAY... he had these plants that looked a LOT like some sort of small-pitchered Nepenthes... the pitchers resembled Cephalotus. But they were, in fact, not CPs. They were... *looks in
America (The Book)*... Sansevieria trifasciatta. That's exactly what the label said in the dream.