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    And just to make your day a little more special, here's a poem for you:

    These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
    Author Unknown

    Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
    Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
    Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
    Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
    Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the pipes leak
    When the bones creak
    When the knees go bad
    Then I remember my favorite things
    And then I don't feel so bad.

    Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
    No spicy hot food nor food cooked with onions
    Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinning,
    Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning,
    And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
    When we remember our favorite things.

    When the joints ache, when the hips break,
    When the eyes grow dim,
    Then I remember the great life I've had,
    And then I don't feel so bad.
    Then I remember the great life I've had
    and then I don't feel soooo baaaaddd!


    Let's say Happy Birthday to April! She's Big, She's Bad, She's OOOOOOOOLD!

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    Happy Birthday Mrs. Hughes! I was wondering when this day would occur. After all, her name aint May or June!

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    OK, Happy Birthday again--and this time, I'm including Bugweed in my gift to you (see other B-day thread).
    My chicken legs taste like chicken--only less meaty.

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    JBL, yer still a punk! And April, yer still ok with me!!
    45 yrs. growin\'
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    This is pretty funny! There are two birthday threads for April and you almost have to go to both to keep up.

    Bugweed wrapped with a bow stuck on his head? Now that's a nice visual. How do we insert all of his plants in the wrapped product for poor April the great and powerful killer of not only her Darlingtonia but both of her VFTs.

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    OH, GREAT!!!!!! A serial CP killer in our midst! My bog is stayin' here, April!! Don't even touch it!!!!!!
    45 yrs. growin\'
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    Hey, I didn't kill the dang things. They died. Big difference!

    Picky little things, aren't they?
    \"People place their hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution; they don't put their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible,\" Jamie Raskin, to Senator Nancy Jacobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (aprilh @ April 30 2005,4:19)]Hey, I didn't kill the dang things. They died. Big difference!

    Picky little things, aren't they?
    Very picky IMO birthday girl. They stick their tongues out at you, then die!
    My chicken legs taste like chicken--only less meaty.

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