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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    My favorite is "What luck it is for leaders that men do not think". It applies to every goverment that has ever existed expecially ours. Hence the name "ST. Johns" for the town where I now live instead of something else. Everyone who voted for "St. Johns" "Just didn't think" (as quoted from our weekly? newspaper for our "new" town). That quote is from someone famous or rather infamous.

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    "You have just recieved an Amish computer virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, this is based solely on the honor system. Please delete all files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation."

    "If a schizofrenic person threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

    "And then the ships hung in the air in exactly the same way that a brick doesn't."

    "I used to be schizofrenic, but the other guy killed himself."

    "I used to be schizofrenic, but we're better now."

    "What's the difference between a Nazi and a bucket of crap? The bucket."

    "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! No, wait. *splat* FOOD FIGHT!"

    "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha DEATH hahahahahahahahaha."

    Ah, the insane garbage my friends come up with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (TunaSurprise @ May 30 2005,8:21)]"What's the difference between a Nazi and a bucket of crap? The bucket."
    I know a variant of that joke...
    They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

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    I read some very interesting books I mean besides ones that have been banned [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/mad.gif[/img]
    I thought this was kind of funny, onfortunatly this is by memmory so bear with the spelling:
    (said by lady to olaf who just wistled) "It's not the girls or gay guys, it's the prosimians (sp?) like you who bother me when they wistle (sp?). I must be putting off the wrong vibes. "


    I suppose you would have read the story though. It's not very funny when it's not in context.

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    apple rings.. what more can i say? FlytrapGurl's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] ]"And then the ships hung in the air in exactly the same way that a brick doesn't."
    o_O

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    Quote[/b] ]"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! No, wait. *splat* FOOD FIGHT!"
    "IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S... clearly a plane, I don't know why I thought that was a bird." óJon Stewart

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    Quote[/b] ]"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha DEATH hahahahahahahahaha."
    Now that's something you'd hear drifting out of my room at some random moment of insane boredome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [b
    Quote[/b] (Slurm @ May 25 2005,4:40)]There is a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness.
    You stole that from my post! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile.gif[/img]
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