"When ever I am home alone I open a can of Sardienes. *Why? *Because Sardienes are good for you. *They have a lot of DNA which is something we're supposed to eat a lot of". *I remember it was quoted in the Gainsville paper but I can't remember who said it besides it was some lady.
Edit: forgot the clairifyer. I think she meant protein. I mean I guess Sardienes have a lot of DNA but so do most other multi-cellular creatures.