I saw a few when I went to the mall today. There are some hominids that live at that mall, really don't fit in well with "humans". Anyway I saw:
"I support whatevers trendy" (which was written on a red/white/blue ribbon
"I'm not part of the problem"(on back) "I am the problem"
"I support stem cell research but only as a byproduct of killing babies" (Alright this one was for the sick humored)
"I'm here to kill you. Next time keep that chain letter going"
Sorry folks thats all I remember. Maybe I should go back to the Mall and write some down. Just kidding. I try to avoid the mall at all costs, unless it's an outside mall where the strange hominids do not dwell.