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Thread: Warning! researchers find female hormones in beer!

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    Tests performed by researchers show that beer contains female hormones.

    Researchers took 10 men and had them all drink a case of beer each.

    After the beer was consumed it was observed the men became moody or started giggling, they engaged in meaningless conversations, they argued over trivial matters, they would not admit when they were wrong, and they could not drive.

    These tests prove men who drink enough beer turn into women.


    *****takes a running leap for the nearest bomb shelter and prepares to repel all boarders*****

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    you know, i'm a guy and even i'm offended by that.

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    ****peaks out of bunker*****

    no offence intended, heck when i have a few drinks its usually beer. hmmmmm........didnt expect anyone to take it seriously...............


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    *giggle*

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    lol, i find it kinda funny, but then again, i have a sense of humor

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    That's a very interesting article! And I thought consuming a case of beer just made you act like a fool, lack good reasoning and judgement, lose coordination, become rude, obnoxious, belligerent, violent and abusive, embarrass yourself and become a killing machine on the road. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_l_32.gif[/img]

    I guess we can add a few more fine and positive features for what large quantities of beer can do for a person. [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_n_32.gif[/img]
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    it's funny- a few weeks ago an opossum found its way into my computer room, and it turned me into a 40's-era "damsel in distress" for a few minutes(I had been hearing a strange noise while mucking about online for TWO HOURS before I got curious, knelt down in front of my PC desk and saw a foot-long tail dangling from behind my keayboard)
    I had to call my wife at work so she could tell me what a man would do about it, and following her advice I was able to turn back into a true Metal King (although I carry a broom for the first half-hour of my daily activities, can't be too careful)
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    Lawl, you almost logged me out with that one.
    Update: Parents convinced to allow me to keep greenhouse heated over winter. Most species will not be lost. Too lazy to update growlist.

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