The closest to finding what species this is that I could come to is that I saw some pictures of Epidendrum secundum that someone found on their travels and this sort of looks like them, which would be way cool.
Anyways, presenting my latest find from Home Depot:
and then one of the leaves...it's the two guys front and center:
Anyone tell me how they take care of theirs? Mine are in orchid bark from the looks of it.