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    Floppy Pitchers?

    Maybe your plant needs

    NATURAL PITCHER ENHANCEMENT!!!!!

    GET SARRALIS, no more pitcher envy,
    no more "compensating" with bright colors and big flowers,
    just BIG, STRAIGHT, STIFF traps the SARRALIS way!

    If trap stiffening lasts more than 4 hours, please consult a horticulturalist immediatly, or get the offending trap pruned off.

    Side effects were generally mild and may include lack of pitcher fluid, root disturbance, and lack of anthocyan pigment.

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    I feel fortunate to always have real stiff traps and not have to rely on sarralis for hardening of the traps. Seems to me spontaniety would be lacking in a limp pitcher! Aprilh, kick it to the curb, and work on it until you are completely satisfied. No need to suffer "Limp Pitcher Syndrome". Good Lord!!!! The side effects are KILLER!!!! I am sooooo proud of my stiff pitcher!



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    You know, I was thinking those same thoughts...but didn't go that way, because I thought it might not be proper. Beavis & Butthead Live! [img]http://www.**********.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/new/smile_m_32.gif[/img]
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    Won't somebody please think of the children!

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    Already thought of the children. Had two. Don't want anymore, so I don't think about'em.
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    maybe it is a rubra of some sort, they often have floppy spring pitchers...
    Stephen
    Sarracenia rosea?...don't be ridiculous!

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    I had a boston fern I used to give birth control pills to...biggest, healthiest plant I ever had..but every 28 days it would have a hissy fit and start throwing stuff at me........
    \"People place their hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution; they don't put their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible,\" Jamie Raskin, to Senator Nancy Jacobs.

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    Thanks for making my day. The comments were suggestive and nothing that a younger child would pick up on so I personally see no harm other than good old fashioned adult humor at work here. I am going to have to save this and show it to my husband. Pretty funny. By the way, I have a kid humming the music to the viagra commercials he sees on tv. Adults about fall over and he is absolutely clueless.

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