Hey! There's one about me. lol
There once was a woman named Rose
Who wore very official-looking clothes.
But when she was off duty
She grew plants of great beauty
And wrote tickets to any that froze.
There once was a very bad boy
Who used his snakes tongs as a toy.
His van often got stuck
Beside the road in the muck
And his jokes did sometimes annoy.
The once was a guy named Andy
who with computers and tools was handy.
He hammered and glued
And measured and screwed
Til he built a greenhouse that came out quite dandy!
There once was a gentleman named Jan
Who on storms he did make a ban.
When the wind starts to blow
He flies off to Reno
And relaxes as much as he can.
There once was a guy named Joe
Who off to the Pine Barrens did go.
He found hundreds of chiggers
in a place that brought s n i g g e r s--
So next time the "Off!" will sure flow!
There once was a wizard called Dawnstar
Who play upon his rosewood guitar.
He kept jewels and rocks
Tucked away in a box
And captured moonlight and sunbeams in a jar.