Okay read this first
First off; the animal pictured is a BOA CONSTRICTOR NOT a Burmese Python!! I knew that immediately. Heck, my 4 year old would know that!!
Second, a snowball has a greater chance of surviving in hell for all eternity that that animal had of eating a 50lb dog or a small child.
Third, seriously, how big of a chicken does an adult man have to be to hide in his car from a snake that he knew was not venomous??
Fourth, what idiot starts firing off rounds at a snake on pavement?!?! Seriously, the cop was putting more people in danger doing that!!
Man, George Carlin had it right about the average guy on the street...