Not just any capers though..... GOURMET capers. LOL!
Yeah, I don't buy no slack-jawed punk "those aren't capers; they're rat turd" products to accompany my plants. They broke the bank at a local Cypriot bodega at 2.25 and are great with tuna salad; so says my little chain-smoking, rude, ill-kempt friend in the beret . . .